E-ZOOS.BIZ

~*~ E-ZOOS NEWS ~*~
All the latest from the virtual zoo!

December 31, 1999 - Y2K PREPARATION COMPLETE!
Good news, animal fans! E-ZOOS.BIZ is officially Y2K compliant! We have stockpiled enough canned goods, bottled water, and animal facts to survive any computer apocalypse.

If you're reading this after January 1, 2000, congratulations - the world didn't end! If the world DID end, please disregard this message and focus on survival.

- The E-ZOOS Team

December 24, 1999 - NEW ANIMAL ADDED: CHINCHILLAS!
NEW! By popular demand (Kevin asked twice), we have added CHINCHILLAS to our animal collection! These fluffy little guys are 90% fur and 10% attitude.

Check out the Chinchilla page now!

- The E-ZOOS Team

December 15, 1999 - SERVER HAMSTER UPDATE
It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Mr. Whiskers, our beloved server hamster. He powered our website faithfully for two years by running on his wheel.

We are currently interviewing replacement hamsters. Candidates must have strong cardiovascular endurance and a willingness to work nights.

RIP Mr. Whiskers (1997-1999)

November 28, 1999 - 1 MILLION VISITORS!
E-ZOOS.BIZ has officially reached ONE MILLION visitors!*

Thank you to everyone who has visited our humble virtual zoo. Your support means everything to us!

*This number may include repeat visits, bots, and that one time Kevin refreshed the page 47,000 times.

- The E-ZOOS Team

October 31, 1999 - SPOOKY SPIDER SPECIAL!
Happy Halloween! In honor of the spookiest day of the year, we've updated our Spider page with extra creepy facts!

Did you know you're never more than 3 feet from a spider? Sweet dreams!

- The E-ZOOS Team

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