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~*~ SNAKES ~*~

A Sssslithery Snake
Photo: Ssssay hello to my little friend

SSSSENSATIONAL SNAKE FACTS!

Scientific Name: Snakeus Noodledangerus Leglessicus

Diet: Mice, birds, frogs, occasionally their own tails (not smart ones)

Habitat: Deserts, forests, boot left outside, passenger planes

Lifespan: 15-30 years of silent judging

Did you know? Snakes don't have eyelids, so they sleep with their eyes open. Combined with the lack of legs, blinking, or external ears, snakes are basically just angry tubes that nature forgot to finish.

Snakes smell with their tongues by collecting scent particles from the air. This is why they're always sticking their tongues out - they're not being rude, they're just trying to figure out what you had for lunch.

FUN FACT: Some snakes can go up to TWO YEARS without eating. They're basically the opposite of every uncle at Thanksgiving dinner.

MOVIE CLARIFICATION: There was never actually a snake on that plane. But also... there COULD be a snake on your plane. You don't know. Have you checked under your seat? Maybe check under your seat.


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Danger noodle approved
Too noodly
Why did it have to be snakes
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