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TREMENDOUS ELEPHANT FACTS!
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Scientific Name: Elephantus Enormicus Neverforgeticus Diet: 300-400 pounds of vegetation daily (relatable) Habitat: Africa, Asia, Republican National Convention logos Lifespan: 60-70 years of remembering EVERYTHING |
Did you know? Elephants never forget. NEVER. That thing you said at dinner in 1987? They remember. That embarrassing thing you did at summer camp? Elephants know. They're basically the Facebook of the animal kingdom, but with better privacy policies.
An elephant's trunk contains over 40,000 muscles and can be used for breathing, grabbing objects, making trumpet sounds, and absolutely DEVASTATING opponents in trunk-based combat sports.
FUN FACT: Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Scientists believe this is because they're too busy being majestic to bother with such frivolous activities.
IMPORTANT: Elephants are afraid of mice. This has never been scientifically proven, but we saw it in a cartoon once, so it must be true.
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