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A Cool Lizard
Photo: Cold-blooded but hot stuff

SCALY LIZARD FACTS!

Scientific Name: Lizardus Scalius Sunbatherus

Diet: Insects, smaller lizards, occasionally world governments

Habitat: Deserts, forests, rocks that look like the perfect sunbathing spot

Lifespan: Varies wildly, from 3 years to "running the Illuminati"

Did you know? There are over 6,000 species of lizards on Earth, which means that no matter where you are, a lizard is probably watching you right now. They're everywhere. They're waiting.

Many lizards can detach their tails when threatened, a process called "autotomy." The tail wiggles around to distract predators while the lizard escapes. This is basically the animal kingdom equivalent of yelling "LOOK OVER THERE!" and running away.

FUN FACT: Some gecko species can walk on walls and ceilings using millions of tiny hairs on their feet. Spider-Man wishes he was this cool.

CONSPIRACY CORNER: Some people believe that lizard people secretly rule the world. We at E-ZOOS.BIZ can neither confirm nor deny this. *blinks sideways*


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Pretty scale
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Too scaly
Definitely a lizard person
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