E-ZOOS.BIZ

E-ZOOS.BIZ was founded in 1999 by Harold "Hank" Zookeeper III after a fateful day at the public library when he discovered the "World Wide Web" and thought, "What if animals... but on the INTERNET?"

Armed with nothing but a 28.8k modem, a copy of Microsoft FrontPage 98, and an unwavering belief that people wanted to see pixelated animal photographs, Hank embarked on his mission to bring the zoo experience to computer screens worldwide.

"The information superhighway needs more animals," Hank reportedly said, while his family quietly changed the subject at dinner.

• Providing 100% accurate animal facts (citation needed)
• Making animals accessible to anyone with an AOL CD-ROM
• Using as many animated GIFs as technically possible
• Never updating our website design ever (it's vintage)
• Reminding you that we were here before Wikipedia