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A Golden Goldfish
Photo: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

GOLDEN GOLDFISH FACTS!

Scientific Name: Goldfishius Bowltrappedicus Forgetfulicus

Diet: Fish flakes, smaller fish, your hopes and dreams

Habitat: Fish bowls, carnivals, flushed down toilets to freedom

Lifespan: Actually 10-15 years (not 3 days like people think)

Did you know? Goldfish do NOT have a 3-second memory! They can actually remember things for months. This myth was invented by goldfish themselves so they could pretend to forget when you ask them to do chores.

Goldfish can grow up to 14 inches long when kept in proper conditions. The reason yours stayed tiny is because you kept it in a bowl the size of a coffee mug. The goldfish is judging you.

FUN FACT: Goldfish don't have eyelids, so they sleep with their eyes open. They're always watching. Even now. They know what you did.

CARNIVAL GOLDFISH: The goldfish you won at the carnival is not a "prize." It is now a 10-15 year commitment you made while trying to throw a ping pong ball into a cup. Choose your carnivals wisely.


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(Fish will forget your vote in 3 seconds - wait that's a myth)


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